{W}{B} // {1}{W}{B} · Creature — Dog Warlock // Instant · from $0.35
Defacing Duskmage: Deathtouch
Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, this creature becomes prepared. (While it's prepared, you may cast a copy of its spell. Doing so unprepares it.)
Vandal's Edit: Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.